58 Future Jason Bateman Films

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Today we read the following story of how the Jason Bateman vehicle Game Night came to pass.

It got us thinking that pretty much every modern Jason Bateman movie was undoubtedly conceived in the same fashion. And hey, I won’t judge our man for it. It clearly works for him. So, to that end, we figured we would brainstorm the rest of his IMDB credits, from here into the distant future. No need to ever sit in a pitch meeting ever again, Jason. We got you covered for life. We will accept no less than five points on the back end.

1. Office Lunch
   
2. Gym Buddies
   
3. Dumb Uncles
   
4. Hard Day
   
5. Big Rager!
   
6. Fat Cop
   
7. Morning Commute
   
8. Morning Commute 2: Carpool
   
9. Easter Brunch
   
10. Randy Doctor
    
11. New Roommate
    
12. Crew Chief
    
13. Crew Chief 6: Manual Labor
    
14. Town Hall
    
15. Gay Coach
    
16. There’s A Flu Going Around This Plane
    
17. Biker Dad
    
18. Bar Trivia
    
19. Rec League
    
20. Hockey Club
    
21. Army Nurse
    
22. Horny Ski Condo
    
23. Aging Drummer
    
24. National Lampoon’s European Funeral
    
25. Shitty Tuesday
    
26. Summer Friday
    
27. The Weird Guy
    
28. Personal Day
    
29. Bowling Night
    
30. Hot Yoga
    
31. Happy Hour
    
32. Three-Day Weekend
    
33. The Timeshare
    
34. Chess Club
    
35. Chess Club Reunion: Checkmate
    
36. Odd Lawyer
    
37. Dave Gets A Nose Job
    
38. Toyotathon
    
39. Man Cave 2: BATS
    
40. Trumpet League
    
41. Garden Show
    
42. Burrito War
    
43. BINGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
44. Insensitive Castmate
    
45. Boozin’ Headmaster
    
46. Comically Ineffective Superhero
    
47. The Offsite
    
48. Open Mic
    
49. Ash Wednesday
    
50. The Playdate
    
51. Lobsterfest
    
52. Diplomatic Immunity
    
53. Group Therapy
    
54. Dog School
    
55. Trust Fall
    
56. The Spin Instructor
    
57. Coffee Run
    
58. Sex Pervert
    

 

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Boris Johnson Won’t Axe The Unit That Tackles Race Equality — But Activists Aren’t Celebrating Just Yet

The cabinet office unit charged with tackling racial equality in Britain has not been axed by the new prime minister Boris Johnson despite fears that its future was on the line.

Following days of uncertainty, Number 10 confirmed to BuzzFeed News on Thursday that the Race Disparity Unit set up by Theresa May — and the race disparity advisory group that works alongside it — will “continue as normal,” BuzzFeed News can reveal.

While the chair of the advisory group welcomed the news, race equality activists expressed caution, and have warned “the devil is in the detail”.

The Race Disparity Unit was created by May in 2016 following her first speech as prime minister when she pledged to tackle society’s “burning injustices”. Since then, the unit has completed a consultation on ethnic minority pay and conducted a review on school exclusions which disproportionately affects black and mixed ethnicity pupils.

After May was forced to step down, sources told BuzzFeed News that calls for new prime minister Boris Johnson to commit to the unit had gone unanswered, fuelling concerns that the progress the unit had been making would be undone.

During the Tory party leadership race, Johnson was the only contender who failed to make a diversity pledge which called on candidates to “maintain and build upon the race disparity audit” and commit to tackling criminal justice inequality.

However, a spokesperson from the Cabinet Office told BuzzFeed News that both the unit and the advisory group set up to compliment it would continue its work “as normal” and said there would be no changes to personnel.

Simon Woolley, who chairs the group, told BuzzFeed News: “We’ve done great work, groundbreaking work, with the Race Disparity Unit. One, you have to lay bare the uncomfortable truth.Secondly you have to have an action plan to close the gaps to deal with the problem and we’ve done that around race disparity, ethnic minority pay gaps and education.

"But there’s still so much to do and we just want to get on and do it, regardless of who the leader is, regardless of which party is in government, this work has to be done.”